Rate it G.
Rate it PG-13.
Rate it NC-17.
Order you deported.
Cancun.
Bangladesh.
The Virgin Islands.
Down Under, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Play some wholesome air hockey.
Fire up that ancient Death Race 2000 in the corner.
Replace the top scorer's name on Galaga with a smutty word.
Pay for a bus ride out of this heathen hellhole.
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Yes.
No.
I could tell you, but I'd have to charge.
Huh? Frozen dairy products? I can't figure this one out.
Halley's Comet.
A cute cosmonaut.
The sun rising over Uranus.
A supernova exploding.
Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three.
*Heh.* You said "licks."
Didn't I already answer this?? 69!
Stop befouling a beloved childhood memory.