1. When you are gettin' it on with your partner, what's the first thing you usually do? Set up the video camera. Nothing. My partner does everything. Take off all of our clothes. Tie him or her to the bed. Turn off all the lights.
2. What is your usual position? Standing. We never make it to the bed. Missionary. We like being able to kiss and be close. The Lotus. We like the tenderness and the slow pace. 69. We like the thrill of giving oral pleasure while recieving it. Doggie Style. We like the pounding thrust and the angle.
3. What is your least favorite part of sex? Finding a ride home. The handcuff marks to explain away to your parents/coworkers. I'm not in the mood. That it's over so quickly. When your partner goes to sleep.
4. Which is most like your favorite fantasy? Being a sex slave and doing exactly what you're told to do, no matter how obscene. Going on sex-filled romantic getaway on the beach or in the mountains. Having sex/making love with someone who is the opposite sex of your usual partner. Being covered in honey and licked clean by many eager tongues. Something kinky involving animals, electricity, or remote control vibrators.
5. What are you most likely to say in bed? "Yes, Master/Mistress." "I love you so much." "Wait, I'm tired... Can we switch?" Say? Do screams of ecstasy count? "Harder! Harder!"
6. How do you let your partner know you want some nookie? You say something like, "Hey, babe, I want some nookie." You simply start kissing your lover passionately and let things progress naturally. You take off all your clothes and stand between him/her and the tv. You jingle the handcuffs and/or whip. You make a lot of eye contact and hope she or he gets the hint
7. How do you masturbate most often? With my lover. I don't. That's gross. With the showerhead. With a vibrator. With my fingers/hand
